Deadly Dongs Crochet Patterns (PDF ONLY)

PDF ONLY! This is not a finished product. This includes ALL the patterns!

From the depths of darkness (and the gutter, let’s be honest) rises my newest collection: Deadly Dongs. These spooky peens aren’t for the faint of heart—or the weak of hook.

Meet the sinister squad:
🦴 DeadWood – all bone, no shame.
🧻 Peenhotep – the mummy who just can’t keep it together.
😈 BeezleBoner – the devil you know and want.
⚕️ PlagueCocktor – prescribing stiff remedies only.
🪡 HungHexer – stick him, prick him, love him.

*All 5 patterns included.*

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**Digital Product**: Please note that this listing is for a digital crochet pattern (PDF) only. No physical items will be shipped. Due to the nature of digital files, **all sales are final, and no refunds are available**.
**Permissions**: You are welcome to sell the finished products made using this pattern. However, please give design credit to *Knotty Fables* when doing so.
**Pattern Sharing**: This pattern is for personal use only. Please do not share, redistribute, or sell the pattern itself in any format.

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