Colonel Clucker – cocky, feathery, and ready to ruffle more than just feathers.
Hamaconda – he’s long, he’s strong, and he’s got a curly tail that’ll make you blush.
T-Boner – the beefiest stud on four legs, packing more than just protein.
These farmyard-inspired peen patterns are officially up for grabs—perfect for spicing up your hookin’ habits, gifting to your most unhinged friend, or just proving once again that crochet can be unholy.
Unfortunately, as this is a digital file, refunds are not accepted. Thank you for understanding and for supporting my art. 🥰
